A stog made by No Ordinary Rollercoaster and Wild ARS Chase fulfilling every woman's dream: A fake Cosmo magazine full of possibly useless, perverted articles.
Like, dude, dudes. I just found my way over here. This whole concept is hilarious, and thus far its execution is brilliant. The comment winner should also win a print edition of this mock issue. That would be awesome.
Speaking of which, this comment doesn't enter me in the contest, does it? Because I'd rather have a subscription to ESPN The Magazine. Or Modern Trucker. Okay, maybe not one of those two; I'll let you guess which.
Heather- Capricorn wasn't sure what to think. But I think the jeans accentuate my butt nicely Marie- What in the world is he wearing a jeans jacket for? Ben- WHOAH! Motown- I'd like to keep her in the public eye. Maxie- I was going for least offensive. Any words on the butt means trouble. Rambles- Those shorts are fine, as long as you have a chastity belt to prevent the onslaught of horny guys looking for a freebie. Amy: She's an assumed skank. Soda: I whole-heartedly agree. Joshlos: Dude, nice contest idea.... and Cosmo is a nice guilty pleasure, for men or women. They have half-naked chicks in there, too. Jen-tsk: At a slutty high school near you. Look for freshmen.
Disclaimer: None of this stuff is affiliated with Cosmo. In fact, don't tell Cosmo and we'll just keep this our little secret *threatening throat slashing gesture*
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August 26, 2009 at 1:49 PM �
Wow Andy - those jeans look a little snug. What's Capricorn think about your crossdressing habit??
August 26, 2009 at 2:42 PM �
How about if your boyfriend wears your jeans jacket shirtless?
I wish I kept the picture.
August 26, 2009 at 2:43 PM �
Are you dating Joey Lawrence??!
August 26, 2009 at 2:49 PM �
Oh Aubrey. Your regular ragging on her makes me smile.
August 26, 2009 at 2:59 PM �
really? shorts that say cutie on butt???!
August 26, 2009 at 5:24 PM �
what about short-shorts that say ''naughty''/''sexy'' cos i hve both?!?!
August 26, 2009 at 6:32 PM �
I feel you left something off your list:
Skanky : Paris Hilton.
There doesnt need to be a sexy equivalent, i just want all the Cosmo readers to have the above there officially written.
August 26, 2009 at 9:49 PM �
Brilliant.
Capricorn is clearly the best girlfriend ever.
August 27, 2009 at 12:14 AM �
Like, dude, dudes. I just found my way over here. This whole concept is hilarious, and thus far its execution is brilliant. The comment winner should also win a print edition of this mock issue. That would be awesome.
Speaking of which, this comment doesn't enter me in the contest, does it? Because I'd rather have a subscription to ESPN The Magazine. Or Modern Trucker. Okay, maybe not one of those two; I'll let you guess which.
Anyway, well done, gentlemen.
August 27, 2009 at 4:13 AM �
So, where do they sell these removable butt shorts??
August 27, 2009 at 10:00 AM �
Heather- Capricorn wasn't sure what to think. But I think the jeans accentuate my butt nicely
Marie- What in the world is he wearing a jeans jacket for?
Ben- WHOAH!
Motown- I'd like to keep her in the public eye.
Maxie- I was going for least offensive. Any words on the butt means trouble.
Rambles- Those shorts are fine, as long as you have a chastity belt to prevent the onslaught of horny guys looking for a freebie.
Amy: She's an assumed skank.
Soda: I whole-heartedly agree.
Joshlos: Dude, nice contest idea.... and Cosmo is a nice guilty pleasure, for men or women. They have half-naked chicks in there, too.
Jen-tsk: At a slutty high school near you. Look for freshmen.
August 27, 2009 at 1:02 PM �
The girlfriend jeans are hawt!