Like, dude, dudes. I just found my way over here. This whole concept is hilarious, and thus far its execution is brilliant. The comment winner should also win a print edition of this mock issue. That would be awesome.
Speaking of which, this comment doesn't enter me in the contest, does it? Because I'd rather have a subscription to ESPN The Magazine. Or Modern Trucker. Okay, maybe not one of those two; I'll let you guess which.
Heather- Capricorn wasn't sure what to think. But I think the jeans accentuate my butt nicely Marie- What in the world is he wearing a jeans jacket for? Ben- WHOAH! Motown- I'd like to keep her in the public eye. Maxie- I was going for least offensive. Any words on the butt means trouble. Rambles- Those shorts are fine, as long as you have a chastity belt to prevent the onslaught of horny guys looking for a freebie. Amy: She's an assumed skank. Soda: I whole-heartedly agree. Joshlos: Dude, nice contest idea.... and Cosmo is a nice guilty pleasure, for men or women. They have half-naked chicks in there, too. Jen-tsk: At a slutty high school near you. Look for freshmen.