A stog made by No Ordinary Rollercoaster and Wild ARS Chase fulfilling every woman's dream: A fake Cosmo magazine full of possibly useless, perverted articles.
today i bought UK sept cosmo and its got nothing on this...wait where is the half naked 6 packed god with a strategically placed tiny towel for us ladies to gawk at??!!!
Disclaimer: None of this stuff is affiliated with Cosmo. In fact, don't tell Cosmo and we'll just keep this our little secret *threatening throat slashing gesture*
Posts
August 25, 2009 at 6:33 PM �
Boys - i love you guys so much! These "articles" are waaaaay better than anything the real Cosmo comes up with.
Also, " Ben Dover " is such an old joke, yet still effective :)
P.S Could you do a CosmoPregnancy article, just for big old, baby bumpy me ?
August 25, 2009 at 7:35 PM �
So my boss walked by my desk and looked at my computer screen just as I clicked over to this.
You owe me a job.
August 25, 2009 at 8:30 PM �
Ben- You are soooooo masculine. Like for sure. You're also pretty. Those go hand-and-hand, right?
August 25, 2009 at 8:46 PM �
This is way better than my real Cosmo. Wait. I don't read that. Shhh!
August 25, 2009 at 10:51 PM �
heh. heh.
ben dover.
yes, i love sophomoric humor. sue me.
August 26, 2009 at 9:10 AM �
Amy: It was the best I could come up with on short notice for lack of any real nickname despite all my best efforts of making one stick like Rambo.
Hillary: I suppose we should have had a disclaimer.
Maxie: YES!
Dani: Your secret is safe with me.
Alexa: There's nothing wrong with a little American Pie style humour.
August 26, 2009 at 9:12 AM �
Oh man, this is all kinds of fantastic
August 26, 2009 at 11:17 AM �
Suuuure. Plant the seed of wrestling with Marisa Tomei in my head for the day.
August 26, 2009 at 11:58 AM �
my mom wants her thong back andy.
August 26, 2009 at 2:40 PM �
Ben Dover. That one never gets old. Ever.
August 26, 2009 at 5:30 PM �
today i bought UK sept cosmo and its got nothing on this...wait where is the half naked 6 packed god with a strategically placed tiny towel for us ladies to gawk at??!!!
MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE!
August 26, 2009 at 9:47 PM �
While Bailey IS adorable, I'm not sure chiWEENIE is the best word for the ladies to associate with you, Andy.
Nice photo, Ben!!!
August 27, 2009 at 12:58 PM �
It's so nice to get to know more about the two of you!
August 28, 2009 at 12:53 PM �
Deutlich: We have Andy to thank for that.
Peter: Again...thank Andy.
Finger: !!
Amindinmotown: I didn't think so.
MissRambles: He's in the man-advice post!! http://wearecosmo.blogspot.com/2009/08/norwac-cosmo-advice-for-getting-your.html
Soda&Candy: Thanks!
MsSalti: For better or worse...
August 28, 2009 at 5:44 PM �
hysterical.