In case you missed it in all the excitement of the first We Are Cosmo post, we have an awful lot to offer you greedy bitches.
Not only can you expect all the guts and glory of your monthly Cosmo, but you officially have the chance to get all the advice you need to solve every single one of your life's problems. Because as women that's what it's all about - there are 13,953,895 things wrong with you and 5,046,804,964 things you can buy to fix them.
And that's why I'm here. To help. Because you're supposed to be perfect. And you're not. Didn't you know?
Leave your questions, quandrums, scenarios and situations in the comments and I'll tackle them in a one time only We Are Cosmo video segment where the learning will be as deep as any model who has ever appeared in the real Cosmo.
That's GOSSIP GIRL DEEP.
All questions will be answered to the fullest extent of my expertise on Friday.
Too shy? Leave them anonymously or send them by email to firstname.lastname@example.org. Every submission will be entered to win a full year's subscription to Cosmo so that you'll never be without reminders that you're not good enough.
Because you're not.
Ben on behalf of everything that Cosmo stands for like women's rights and junk.